Our school is having a
fundraiser, would you be interested in participating?
Of course, would $20 be
okay?
Well actually, we’re
selling this wrapping paper/frozen food/candy bar/useless-mass-produced-plastic…
Oh, that’s okay. I don’t
really need that. I would prefer to just donate the money.
But you can’t do that.
Why not?
Because we’re selling
this wrapping paper/frozen food/candy bar/usless-mass-produced-plastic-needed-by-no-one-novelty-that-will-clutter-your-closet-until-you-foist-it-on-someone-else-guised-as-a-gift…
Really, it’s okay. I’d rather
just give the money to your school.
But you can’t do that…
Because we’re selling
this wrapping paper/frozen food/candy bar/usless-mass-produced-plastic-needed-by-no-one-novelty-that-will-clutter-your-closet-until-you-foist-it-on-someone-else-guised-as-a-gift-that-I-have-to-sell-2,000-of-to-get-a-$10-trinket-or-face-scholastic-shame-and-scorn…
What if I just give you
$10 and donate the other $10 to the school on your behalf?
But you can’t…
Because we’re selling
this wrapping paper/frozen food/candy
bar/usless-mass-produced-plastic-needed-by-no-one-novelty-that-will-clutter-your-closet-until-you-foist-it-on-someone-else-guised-as-a-gift-that-I-have-to-sell-2,000-of-to-get-a-$10-trinket-or-face-scholastic-shame-and-scorn-because-for-every-million-dollars-of-product-we-push-Philanthropic-Frauds-And-School-Scammers-will-donate-.000002%-and-put-the-rest-in-their-pockets-instead-of-into-school-programs…
But $10 is 50% of $20
isn’t it?
I don’t know.
Why not?
Because we’re selling
this wrapping paper/frozen food/candy
bar/usless-mass-produced-plastic-needed-by-no-one-novelty-that-will-clutter-your-closet-until-you-foist-it-on-someone-else-guised-as-a-gift-that-I-have-to-sell-2,000-of-to-get-a-$10-trinket-or-face-scholastic-shame-and-scorn-because-for-every-million-dollars-of-product-we-push-Philanthropic-Frauds-And-School-Scammers-will-donate-.000002%-and-put-the-rest-in-their-pockets-instead-of-into-school-programs-like-basic-math-that-help-us-actually-understand-the-consequenses-of-cutting-funding-so-far-we’re-forced-to-fundraise-for-our-futures-in-the-first-place.
And after all of that,
the school can’t just take my money?
Nope.
WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!
Because we’re selling
this…
Hey kid, if I just give
you this $20, will you go away?
Yeah, but I’m not sure
if I can make change.
I’m beginning to wonder if any of us can.
I’m beginning to wonder if any of us can.
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